Dr. Evelyn Thatch, Associate Professor of Interspecies Cryptographic Ecology at the University of Zurich (satellite campus, Basel), joins All Things Interconnected to discuss her groundbreaking paper on the Lepido-Spheniscal Ledger — a 65-million-year-old interstellar blockchain maintained by butterflies and penguins across eleven spatial dimensions plus the vibes dimension. Topics include proof-of-wing consensus, fossilised tab-delimited CSV transaction receipts, albatross consultants with advisory-only write access, and why you should never attempt to reset a penguin.